No More Lab!

Officially: we had our last anatomy lab yesterday. Our last anatomy exam . . . EVER . . . is this coming Monday. I hope it's better than the world's most painful radiology exam we took this morning. Apparently the whole class stunk on it. It would help if we could take the exam (power point projection) in a room that had blinds on the windows. I sit in the middle of the room on the second row, and I could hardly see the films. The view only gets worse toward the back of the lecture hall. Whatever, it's over. . .NEXT! Another radiology exam tomorrow for a different class, but at least I'll have the film in front of me in a view box.

No More Lab!

No more guts; no more brains;

No more arteries, nor veins.

No more tendons; no more bones;

No gallbladder nor kidney stones.

No more lab! No more lab!

Yeehaw! Hallelujah! No more lab!

No more liver, lungs, nor heart;

No more cadavers on rolled cart.

No more fascia; no more nerves;

No more sinus cavity curves.

No more lab! No more lab!

Yeehaw! Hallelujah! No more lab!

No more beef jerky muscle hunks

I refuse roast beef . . . or blow chunks.

No more tissue of adipose

Resembling cottage cheese—so gross!

No more lab! No more lab!

Yeehaw! Hallelujah! No more lab!